I am going to start posting my friends weekly Starbucks recommendations, especially with the holiday flavors here! Who's excited?  With them being an ex-barista of Starbucks bevs, I hope you guys trust their taste, haha :3  

This weeks first ever StarbucksRec they suggest: Soy Eggnog Latte w/ 3 pumps of Pumpkin Spice, & cinnamon on top :D GO GET IT

I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.

Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.

There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.

If you didn’t want to sit at the kids’ table then you shouldn’t have seen the new Twilight movie.

You don't need Thanksgiving to hate your family.

If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment ..... halftime.

For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!

Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Why is it only when people need something from you they acknowledge you even exist, but the rest of the time they act as if you are invisible or treat you like crap? Also they say Karma is a bitch, so why is it that the people who wrong others tend to get rewarded the most later in life, while the people who didn't wrong people end up suffering the most later in life?